Okay, this was really bloody weird. Nic woke us up this morning at 5am. That part isn’t weird. He does that. We’ve talked to him about it, but he still does it. I fine him, and his college fund is now empty, but he doesn’t seem to care. Oh well. Anyway, he woke us up, and Katie went and tried to rock him back to sleep. Still not all that weird.

I stayed in bed for maybe another 20 minutes, but couldn’t get back to sleep. So I got up, showered, checked on Katie, then went downstairs, unloaded the dishwasher (okay, that parts a little uncommon, but not “weird”), and mixed up the waffles (don’t worry, I didn’t cook them, I wouldn’t want to kill anyone with raw eggs).

Eventually, around 6:30, Dex woke up. Katie transferred Nic back to his crib, and brought Dex down. I’ve no idea why she rocked with Nic for that long, but she’s a mom and these things shouldn’t be questioned. So down they come. She hands me Dex, and says she’s going to go and try to get 20 more minutes of sleep. She started the waffles first, and I took Dex to change his diaper, thinking that he’d been in his nighttime diaper for 10 hours, so he was probably more than a little ripe. But then I took of his P.J.s, and things got weird. His diaper was bone dry. So I’m thinking, “how could he be so bloody dehydrated that he didn’t pee a drop overnight? What did Malin do to him?” But then I notice that he’s in a daytime diaper, not an overnight diaper (yes, they’re different – the overnight ones can hold a LOT more pee – kind of like a biggie size). I hadn’t changed him, so I asked Katie when she changed him, and she says she didn’t.

Well, maybe a Swede happened by his room in the middle of the night, heard him cry out and got to him before it woke Katie or I up, and decided to change his diaper. An hour or so later Helen, Peter and Malin came downstairs. Katie asked them which of them changed Dexter’s diaper. They all said that they hadn’t.

What the hell? No, seriously, what the hell? Who changed Dexter’s diaper? This has got to be the strangest thing that’s happened to us in, oh god, maybe even days…