Kill the kiddos
Okay, so here’s another post that probably ought to have gone up 4 months ago, but somehow sat at the bottom of a pile of dirty posts, waiting for some spring cleaning. Shortly after Laura abandoned us to our fate, my Mom and stepfather came out to watch the boys for a few days, before Malin arrived. One afternoon, I’d just gotten home from work, and we were sitting out in the living room playing with the boys, when Carter and Marilyn stopped by.
Carter was about to park in the wrong spot, so I leaned out the front door to ask him to move to another spot, and then turned back inside.
5 seconds later, my Mom and I heard a muffled screaming – we had no idea where it was coming from, until I glimpsed Nicholas out of the corner of my eye, out on our sidewalk. I’d leaned out the front door, with one hand on the door handle the whole time, and he’d perfectly timed his escape, slipping behind me before I noticed, closing the door behind him. He saw Grandma and Grandpa French, and walked straight toward them, oblivious of the concrete steps. He fell. He had a nasty bump on his forehead, a scratch on his cheek, and another on his chest. :(
I hate being a Dad some days, especially when the bumps, bruises, abrasions, punctures, contusions, concussions, incisions, and amputations are entirely my fault…
I’m thinking about buying them body armor for their birthday. Sound like a good idea?
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April 20th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Its ok NickNac, Chicks dig scars! and bumps and bruises and abrasions and punctures and contusions and concussions and incisions and amputations !!!! WOW that was a mouth full!
p.s OH PLEASE oh please buy them the body armour it would be a fantastic halloween costume!